Damage: The mindless idiots are back in Bodiam with yet more damage to the Top Green in Levetts Lane. The crime number is 4714 0158762 and ref number 238X 24 Dec 2014. I am sure the idiots have something wrong with them. It beggars belief and sickens me that Amicus Horizon work hard to keep the Green nice. Anyone who has information should call the police on 01273470101 and ask to be referred to battle Police Station.

Carol Service: What a very good Carol Service we had at St Giles, wit some very nice mince pies and some very good drink. (My sister told me that was all i went for). I felt sorry for Gordon the vicar, who told me that he had not had his cream tea. Sorry about that Gordon.

The next service at St Giles is Holly Communion at 11.45am on January 18.

Baby born: Levetts lane has a new resident! A little girl born on Boxing Day to Garreth and Donna Willard, the little one’s name is Ebony.

Big Brother: I do not watch Big Brother but a lot do, and it’s coming back to Channel 5 this year. The show is looking for new entertaining characters and Bodiam has a few of those! CAll 0333 5777769 to join in.

Geoffrey Goodsell

13 Levetts Lane