Brain is world’s best computer
However, I can confirm my possession of the world’s best computer. It’s called a brain.
For several years my wife has called me a twit and so I have been way ahead of the field before all this Twittering nonsense.
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Hide AdI am also sexually adequate, which means I have no need for a flashy car or mobile telephone as a genital extension.
Also, if I feel the urge to persue aliens I do not use an X-Box but merely chase my golden retriever around Killigans Wood.
If I need a Wii than I go upstairs to the toilet. I only wish I could flush these modern gizmos and gimmicks down the pan.
Finally, have you noticed I use correctly spelt English rather than pathetic abbreviated text language?
There, I feel better now.
JOHN BECK
Park Shaw, Sedlescombe