Link road - the clues in the name

As many Observer readers will know, some years ago fantastic roads were built from the north to the south of Spain with EU money, to which this country had donated. But when it comes to the Bexhill/Hastings Link Road, we find it will end in the middle of nowhere due to lack of funds. Now I see the Observer is asking its readers to name this Link Road, so I would like to suggest one or other of the following: Rue Costapilepermile. Route Mil 130. Highway de Robbery. To Lose La Trek Way. Route Costa Lotta. Le Pain Don La Butt Way I thought of a few other names, but they would be unprintable in a family newspaper.

John Hill

Glengorse, Battle.